What is a clippie
a woman who is a conductor and ticket-taker on a bus’ – Merriam-Webster dictionary
A bus conductress – Oxford Living
A clippie is a female bus-conductor but a connie, with otherwise the same meaning, need not be female. – Wordnik
A husband was always down at Bramall Lane watching Sheffield United. This caused a a protracted row that had lasted 7 years when the wife questioned the husband
‘I don’t think you love me anymore I think you love United more!’.
The husband replied woman, I love Sheffield Wednesday more than I love you.
If you want to make your wife happy, tell her she makes you so.
O’ she’s just a Kelty clippie, she’ll no tak nae advice,
It’s ach drap deid, awa bile yer heid, or I’ll punch yer ticket twice,
Her faither’s jist a waister, her mithers on the game,
She’s just a Kelty clippie, but I love her just the same.