Tha’s Barns In the Dales

Dry stone wall

No not that sort of barn -‘Tha’s bahn’ to catch thy deeath o’ cowd’


Steam Thirsk

Steam Thirsk

No not that sort of Streak the Ray Stevens sort
‘….. Oh yes, they call him the streak
Fastest thing on two feet
He’s just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He’s gonna give us a peek
Oh yes, they call him the streak
He likes to show off his physique
If there’s an audience to be found
He’ll be streakin’ around
Invitin’ public critique…’



No not that Sheffield football team – well OK then we will leave it at that!


Photo of Swaledale Barn, Gunnerside, Yorkshire Dales by freefotouk CC BY-NC 2.0

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