Prix de l’Arc de Trinity

Longchamp has nothing on Leeds where we put our ‘orses on pedestals. Our jockeys look like sacks of cloth and it looks like our animals pay through the nose.

Our top ‘orse is a skeleton of his former self but ‘Next’ is next in line to beat Enable. If he can’t beat her then he will take her to stud with the first offspring being named Waldnexist.

In the Trinity shopping mall you would think Leeds should have 3 horses but it looks like we have to be content with 2 next.

What are the odds on this load of garbage being first past any post. In blog speak it is an anti-post